What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 02:14
Diamonds Are Forever
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
You Only Live Twice
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-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Why do some people have sex with dogs?
A View to a Kill
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
From Russia With Love
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Ah so!”
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Octopussy
-J W Pepper
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…